"Some sloths appear green because there's algae growing on their fur, which provides them with camouflage. That's the same excuse I would give if I moved so slow that algae grew on me: "It's camouflage, mofo. Mind your own business."
"If you're having a stressed out day, remember the sloth. They don't do sh*t and haven't gone extinct. You can afford to take a nap."
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